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“Wendy Widow” Fresa Mia Acrylic Wall Clock

“Wendy Widow” Fresa Mia Acrylic Wall Clock

$69.00
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Wind this eternal stopwatch with Caution; ALL she does is “play games” with TIME. ✂️

 

Her mind is three hours behind, coming all the way from Death Mountain, California and always feeling Homesick. No crops grow around her. Plants versus zombies here. 🧟‍♀️

 

Skillsets • Cuban American Shmohawk, can’t decide what Flag to wave. 👋

 

Can't communicate in English or Spanish, does terrible impressions in all accents. No native language to translate in so don’t waste time trying to explain anything. ⌛️

 

Weakness • not impervious to my "Venutian" when my Wallet is loaded. 🧲

 

She’s in some virtual reality wrecking fake cars, dressing up empty buildings, and celebrating strangers. 🍾

 

Symphony to Oblivion 🎻

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